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“Would You Rather…” Wednesday

So it’s Wednesday…the perfect day for a little game of “Would You Rather?” Today’s question: Would you rather deal with cockroaches (palmetto bugs for those of you who prefer fancy names for your insects) or ants in your kitchen? Here are the arguments: ANTS: You are chopping a piece of fruit on a cutting board and within two nanoseconds there is a mass of tiny, schizophrenic ants swarming your countertop.  Every food item in your pantry must be sealed in Fort Knox-level plastic bags or tupperware to keep them out. Even sealed jars of peanut butter are no match for these hungry scavengers. COCKROACHES: Scare the crap out of you when you go to get a drink in the middle of the night and turn on the kitchen light. They fly, crawl all over your silverware, plates, and utensils, and make a horrible crunching noise when meeting the sole of

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